And...It's Over

Give Me Your Forever

Which to you is about the middle of March.

Oh, One Last Question

What's that thing on your shoulder?

What Pain Looks Like

Is it heartless that I just keep wondering what he's going to do with that stupid map she made?

Baby Got Back Fat

The one arm Bam-Bam dress might not have been the best call.

The Dreaded "First To Arrive"

Ahh, the first step of the condemned. If I were Chantal I would have made it a lot easier on myself. I'd send a text: Hey Em. What time are you do over at the vineyard? 12:30?
Oh shit, I'm supposed to be over at noon. Guess I should just head for the airport.

When You Want To Say I Love You

For two or three months, say it with Neil Lane Bridal.

Just a Bad Look

Nothing else to say really.

Did I Just See An Eskimo Kiss?

Holy shit. Chantal, pack your pink luggage because an Eskimo kiss pretty much seals it.

A Star for Our First Kiss...

And an exclamation point for the first time we did the Belgian Wheelbarrow.

I feel like I've Known You For Five Years

Which is just about the point where I dump the bitch.