Ahhh, The Rain Date

Obviously, you can't have a rain date without thinking of the Brad/Chantal classic. A downpour, a sprint inside, Chantal emerging in one of Brad's shirts. That serendipitous drizzle provided Brad an erection that extended into the hometowns. I don't see that happening here, but all I'm saying is a downpour never hurts. It's one of the rich bachelor ironies.

"We're Doing Things I've Never Done Before!"

Like eating snow cones in the shape of a dick?

Just Oozing Class

Holy Outfit

What hath god wrought? It looks like she made a dress out of a cushion from Trader Vick's. Awful. F.

Seriously, Who Are You?

And what are you wearing?

Side Mouth Move #3

What Is Up With Emily's Side Mouth Move?

I've been trying hard to ignore it, but it's becoming too distracting. By my count this is the second one this episode and we're only five minutes in. Not a sign of confidence.