Oldest Trick in the Book

Ahh, the ol' wear a shirt with pleats and shit around the breasteses region to briefly tame the volcanos when you meet the family. The things that are an asset at the champagne-soaked pool parties can be your downfall when you meet the fam. Story as old as time itself.
Wait till they get a load of her asian themed tramp stamp...

Pretty Good Gene Pool

I first asked myself if it was gay to acknowledge that these are two pretty good looking brothers. Then I realized, it's no gayer than starting a blog on The Bachelor.
That made me feel better.

That's Prosapia Bitch

I take back all that stuff I said about that tattoo on his back. This shit just got real. On a side note, I wonder which ones are Womacks and which still use Picklesimer. Kind of a fair question.

Sorry For The Delay

I've been away, but I'm catching up now. My thoughts on the final episode coming soon.

Who Do You Think You Are Womack?

You've spent your time on the bachelor making up your own goddamn rules. You first have the audacity to not even get fake engaged on your first season. And this year, you've cut cocktail parties. You've axed girls (Britt) when it wasn't even an elimination date. You've told others (Emily) that they re getting a rose long before the actual ceremony. You seem to think that because it's your second rodeo you can shoot from your hip and do whatever you please. And I've let it slide.
But when you cut into Harrison's time by not letting him inform the girls that "there is only one rose remaining" you've gone too far, brother. You better reel it in and keep it between the lines from here on out or the Bachelor Blog is gonna track you down son.

Immortal words

"We can't build an actual future on the fact that we had an incredible carnival date."

Pickelsimer. Cutting to the heart of the matter even when it hurts like a bitch.

Most controversial season of the Bachelor ever? 

Yes. A million times, yes.

Just Get Through This Tough Talk, Then You Can Go To The Fantasy Suite and Discuss Mosquito Nets

Ashley reads situations as badly as anyone I've ever seen on the bachelor. Woman, all he wants you to say is: I'll move to Austin. And even if you don't really believe it, just frigging say it. This is about winning.
But once again you bumble your way through a key opportunity and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. You've gotten this far in spite of yourself. Which is amazing. Because are you terrible under the big lights, AND you're annoying as shit. I'm surprised Brad didn't jump out of God's window. Must have been so tempting.
And that rustling in the woods? Yeah that's Michelle ready to take you out with a blow gun. At least she had fight in her. You just suck.
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