WTF?

Why does Kacie B have clown make up on? Isn't this supposed to be the survival, deserted island first date? Empirical data would suggest she brought more than three items to this date. Namely, Blakely's make up bag.

Bringin' The Heat

Kacie B looked phenomenal on this date. Blue Lagoon style. No way she's going home.

FISHING NET!!

HILARIOUS!

The Two Scariest Words in the World

Panamanian Helicopter.

Nice Outfit

Purple T-Shirt. Check.
Tone on tone on tone on tone orange swim trunks. Check.
Black Reebok Aerobics Shoes. Check.

Week 6 Power Rankings

Well, now we're getting down to it. Week six is when the pain really hurts. Here's a look at where things stand.

1. Kacie B--firmly in the one-spot. You can book a hometown date right now. That's a fact.
2. Courtney--she is still a force to be reckoned with, but I think the bloom is going to start coming off the rose.
3. Lindzi--yes, Lindzi. He picked her to go both ways in the baseball game. The answers are in the details.
4. Nicki--I think he genuinely likes her. If he can see beyond her purple patterned dresses, she might have a fighting chance.
5. Rachel--Just a solid competitor. Plays the game like it's supposed to be played.
6. Emily--Never seen anyone push her luck like this and stay alive. She better clean up the act or she's going to be doing that side mouth move in the back of a limo. A real shame because she could be winning this thing in a rout.
7. Blakely--I actually kind of warmed up to her this week. Probably here for the rightest reasons. She was good at baseball. She was honest. She was humble. She's still cheesy, so her chances aren't great but you gotta give her some credit for her gamesmanship.
8. Casey S--Silent, zero rapport, nothing to add to anything. The fact that she might be the hottest girl of the entire season is keeping her alive. I better see something from her next week or the luggage man cometh.
9. Jamie--who? Can't tell you one thing about her. And, I'm sure, neither can Ben. Her time has run out.

See you next week!

WHAT?

I've never, ever been so betrayed by my Bachelor instincts.  I had Jennifer firmly in the top four. Top three even. What just happened? I think I'm in shock. Harrison. Water. A paper bag. I think I might pass out.