It's tivoed week 6. I haven't watched it. You just have to trust me here. I joke around about a lot of stuff, but I never joke about the Bachelor.
1. Emily--Just chuggin' along doing her non-thing. She gets more coddling than a first-timer at key party.
2. Chantal--big shake up here. It's not a question of what Chantal did to improve her ranking. It's a matter that there must be some justice in the world.
3. Michelle--Zebra print skanks don't deserve being in the top 2.
4. Shawntel--I don't know. Something interesting is going on here. Slowly eeking her way into his neck drain.
5. Ashley H--still the mystery lingerer of the season. Sticks around for now. But fairly soon, this infected tooth gets pulled.
6. Jackie--Quiet since the one-on-one date. Next week could be the end, but stronger than the remaining two.
7. Britt--see notes from last week. Who is you? Shoulder blades are very pronounced, but that's more of an observation than an idictment.
8. Marissa--I appreciate the note and all that. A mix cd may have saved you. Notes ain't gonna cut it.
Week 6 coming soon. Sure to be the most controversial summary ever...
You are slipping a little Will, i think maybe you have been spending too much time sipping champagne in a hot tub. Marissa was gone last week, it was Alli and her humungous ass that remained.
ReplyDeleteNice pick up Anonymous. A little nugget I threw in there to let the people know how dead Allie was in week 6. Foreshadowing is what keeps the people coming back. The complexity the team here at CanISteal throws into every posting makes Dianetics look like the Love Tester at your local Dave and Busters. But I tip my cap to you indeed.
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