A Tale of Two Cocktail Hours

My bachelor instincts are never wrong. Ashley S nailed the cocktail party. Let this be a lesson to all of you bachelor hopefuls out there. Heed these words: I'm not gonna like give you any hard questions. I know like know what happened and like everyone has like stuff they've done wrong in past relationships...I can also like be a friend to you.
I'm honestly a little misty, because this is how it's done. Breaking it down, nothing heavy. Have fun. I'm a friend. Good god I expect a lot from Ashley S. An attitude like this gets you a first impression rose everyday and twice on sunday.

Compare it with Chantal who used her precious time with Brad to scold him: I have to know if you can make a decision. I won't be hurt by you.
Bad idea bro.