What a Metaphor

Funny how this show works. You search and search for the right way to describe Michelle's role this season and BOOM The Bachelor reels back and smacks you in the gob hole.
This season's black eye.
This show is so much bigger than we are.
And "I think it's from stress" is one of the all time great black eye excuses ever. Every time I'm stressed I break out in black eyes and bloody fists. Weird. Clearly Chantel and the girls gave her a Code Red. Held her down in bed and beat her with pillow cases filled with soap bars. But she's too proud to admit it.
From a "see her and nauseate" perspective, Michelle is quickly becoming one of the greats. Right there with classics like.
Moana
That girl that wore the Princess crown
Vienna