Exclusive: Emily Maynard Is the New Bachelorette
Sometimes there is nothing to say. What can you say? I didn't think it could get any worse than the Kasey arrest. But we've sunk lower. Much. You're goddamn right this is a day that will live in infamy.
Will, you have been killing me with this blog. Sooo damn funny. I haven't watched the Bachelor in a couple of seasons, but this may be the kick in the tail I need to revisit. Of course, this blog is still hilarious despite not knowing this crop of, ahem, ladies. Same formula, same cliches. The helicopter rides, the Hickory Farms picnic baskets, the harness dates, Harrison being a total pimp, and dumb hos acting like dumb hos. Yup, all still there. It's kind of comforting to know that in this topsy turvy world, some things never change. Anyhoodle, I think you are well on your way to establishing yourself as the Jim Rome of reality competition shows. Except, you know, intentionally funny. Bravo, sir.
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P.S. My mom wants to know if you will blog Bachelorettes as well as Bachelors? Yeah, she's a fan...
Hey Sybil!
DeleteThanks for the note. I strongly recommend tuning in this season, because it has a special feel to it. I don't know. Everything is clicking.
I'm on the fence regarding the Bachelorette. As you probably know, I'm somewhat of a purist. Like the original and just tolerate the other franchise offerings. Plus, Emily is so boring it's going to be tough to mine much comedy from her. That said, it could be great in its banality. We'll see. Thanks for reading!