You Have The Audacity To Criticize A Group Date?!

How dare you, Samantha? Seriously, how dare you? The group date is one of the pillars of the Bachelor orthodoxy--group date, helicopter ride, note from Harrison with key to the fantasy suite, awkward concert for two. When you criticize the group date you are criticizing the foundation on which the bachelor franchise was built. Being sent home is not penalty enough. No, you should also be forced to follow Jake Pavelka's Twitter feed in perpetuity.*

*Jake blocked the Bachelor Blog from following him.