Wednesday, January 4, 2012

New World Record For Bringing Up That You're a Model

I timed it at about 4.5 seconds. And yes, she's very pretty. What type of model, we don't know yet. More wedding reception hall brochure than Vogue I suspect. Plus, she uses ampersands throughout her profile. Honey, unless your writing the name of a law firm, go ahead and spell out A-N-D. Sloppy.  Lumber carrying, sailing, tractor driving, kayaking guys like me and Ben notice that shit.

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