Saturday, February 11, 2012

Courtney Gets Stood Up!

DAMN Ben. Guess you have some semblance of self control after all.  Play on playa. Courtney crying about her problems with men was sneaky the most satisfying part of this whole season. Courtney, I can break it down for your real quick. You said:
Men start out great.
Answer: Yes, because you're raging hot.
Then they start to take me for granted.
Answer: Yes, because you're a raging bitch. After a while, the bitch variable becomes stronger than the hot variable and you're punted like a piece of quilted purple luggage.

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