Well goddamn she pulled it off. Emily is gone and Courtney's horrible plan is falling deliciously into place. A real shame. Of all the people to catch Courtney's shit bug, it's the epidemiologist.
So, I give up. For too many weeks I've been thinking Ben was going to wake up to Courtney's treacherous ways. But he hasn't. I'm starting to think he never will. So, for that reason here are my rankings heading into the hometowns:
Number One: Courtney. The only thing that pumps a weak man's ego more than than boning a stripper or a sexy bartender is dating a model. Ben's falling into that trap. Seen it a million times. Good luck, sucker. Seriously good luck.
Number Two: Kacie B. Pretty clear two-seed. She's the best remaining option by a stratosphere. But Ben has the horse blinders on. Speaking of...
Number Three: Lindzi. Hiding her craziness well, but I see it lurking. All the signs are there. Only one serious boyfriend. Crazy way of talking. Getting broken up with over a text that reads, "Welcome to Dumpsville population you." Into horses. I think she's out.
Number Four: Nicki. Lucky to be in the hometown at all. Still scratching my head as to how it happened. Emily and Rachel seemed much stronger. But the road ends now. That I can assure you.
See you next week!
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