"I Had No Clue This Was Coming."

Um...were you AT the hometown date? Because we were. Hence, we ALL saw it coming. Note to Kacie, keep the San Francisco wine maker dude you love as far as possible from parents who say things like, "I hope you're thinking about this decision prayerfully." That's gonna plant your ass in the back of a limo faster than Alli wearing a spelunking helmet. Not Ali. Alli.