OOOPH. That's reason enough to hit the trail. Saddle up. Stop horsing around. Whatever equine metaphor you want to throw at it. Horses are expensive as shit, time consuming, smell and expensive. Your weekends will be spent leaning on fences, looking at jumpers and trotters or some shit or driving ungodly distances to "go see a horse I want to buy." Throw in a dash of "You're only the second guy I've ever brought home" and a pinch of "I got dumped over text" and it's time to get trot her ass back to the stable.
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